Work:
Sultan of Bitchenness - Colonel
Education:
Our Lady of Blessed Coolness - Advance Leering
About:
Face it, I'm too cool to know you, but it's ok if you know me. Being in my inner sanctum is bitchen.
Tagline:
Totally bitchen dude whose main occupation is being bitchen
Bragging Rights:
Climbed Mount Whitney in my underwear