Work:
Department of Redundancy Department - License Plate Presser
Education:
University of Michigan - Asian Studies (MA), Lawrence University - Government (BA)
About:
Hi, I'm Fred. My dog thinks I am Napoleon. Not the French dictator, but rather the pastry.
Bragging Rights:
Married, three kids, four cats, one dog, and a job that does not require me to wear an embroidered name tag on my shirt. (Unless you count my Reserves gig.)